SilverCrow Creations - Sigmund Freud

Close-Up Freud Pop More Candy & Other Tasty Treats More Professor Freud Once you get over the initial reluctance to put a human head in your mouth, you’ll find that the subtle contours and watermelon flavor of these Sigmund Freud Head Lollipops are worth the strange looks you’ll get as you suck them. Each sucker is about 2-1/4 inches tall with a 4-inch plastic stick. Don't worry, his head is wrapped for freshness and safety! Imported 9February2008 Not Returnable Price $1.50 each Qty:	Close-Up Scrub Away Your Issues Magical Washcloth More Fun Stuff More Baths & Bathing OK, so it probably doesn't really rid you of your issues - or anyone else's issues, for that matter! But it is a lot of fun. The package indicates: Ultra Absorbent! Effectively Cleans & Washes Away: Crabbiness - Anger - Jealousy Insecurity - Rudeness - Self-Loathing Magically cleans anything that can "stain" your personality Scrape away your complex and improve your complexion Just add water and watch it grow instantly from a 1-1/2 inch disk to an 8 by 8 inch washcloth! Made in China 26March2008 Not Returnable Out of Stock Price: $2.25 Each
Close-Up Savin' Up For Therapy Tin Bank More Freud & Therapy Of course, it's impossible to predict when you'll crack up, but it's best to be prepared. One coin at a time. It's for your future. It's for your best. Each tin measures 3-1/2 by 4-1/2 inches. This great design is based on the Original Cash Stash™ - old bandage tins and other cans. On the front, a reminder: I'm savin' up for some therapy! The 1-1/4 by 1/16 inch coin slot on the top is labeled: CHANGE IS GOOD One one side: Life is confusing. One minute you understand everything, and the next it feels like it's all blown apart. In these moments, you may want to talk with someone, or just have them sit there and listen. Of course, it's impossible to predict when you'll crack up, but it's best to be prepared. that's why we recommend starting your own Psych Fund™. One coin at a time. It's your future. It's for your best. It's because we care... On the other: A penny a day keeps the madness away. There's an tin-capped circle opening on the bottom to remove your coins, unless...oh, well, never mind that. Made in China 16November2007 Price: $7.99 each Qty:	Close-Up Made for SilverCrow! Art Postcard - Living in Denial This reproduction postcard was made just for SilverCrow! Based on those goofy postcards available on boardwalks and in vacation spots for decades, and using an image from one of the originals, our postcard provides a vintage feel to a contemporary state of mind: I'M GLAD I'M LIVING in Denial These are perfect for almost any occasion, especially to provoke a smile! Printed in USA 3July2006 Price: $1.25 Each Qty:
Close-Up My Analyst Magic Answer Ball Are you having that dream about your mother and the missing Fig Newton again? Do you have a fear of your own shadow? Perhaps you should see My Analyst. This 3-inch plastic ball has the patience, compassion and sensitivity of the best shrink in town. Unload all your whacked-out theories, fears and dreams onto My Analyst, then turn the ball over and follow its lead. With answers such as HMMMMMMM..... What do you think? You're in denial (and 17 more!) you'll surely work through a funny session. Of course, we cannot recommend this ball in lieu of professional treatment, but it should lighten up your day! Made in China 17September2006 Out of Stock Price: $8.25 Each	Close-Up More Medication Magnet Image also available as Cocktail Napkins More Magnets Haven't we all had these moments, when we'd wish to say: more mediation, please -among all the stress-relievers, laughter just might be the best! So, this magnet might be just the medication you need! Anne Taintor's magnets are often tongue-in-cheek funny, but we think this one is just fun and certainly kitschy. The artist combines vintage images and tongue-in-cheek messages in a collage style that seems retro and modern at the same time. Imported 27October2006 Price $5.50 Qty:
Close-Up Art Postcard - Sigmund Freud in Simmering, Austria More Postcards From a film still by Robert Burlingham, Jr, we see Professor Freud in what he probably wants us to believe was his normal daily constitution. The film was made around 1928 and certainly captures the famed psychoanalyst as a man of authority and self-confidence. Made in USA Price: $1.25 each Qty:	Close-Up After Therapy Mints These deliciously strong peppermints arrive in a therapeutic and reusable tin. - Get a fresh minty fresh flavor from these gourmet mints. The tin's advice: This non-hysteria inducing confection to be taken orally, before, during or after session. An image of Professor Freud ponders the psychotically good flavor while resting upon his fainting couch. Made in USA or Imported Price $3.25 Qty: Not Returnable
Close-Up Grow a Therapist Now! -Buy a box of 12 and Save $6.00! We all know someone who needs one (do we all, perhaps?) Well this shrink grows in water. Use your own couch or chaise and analyze yourself. Perfect for those coworkers who never cease to complain - now they'll have a willing ear! You'll get more than a 50-minute session from this fellow! he's not Freud, but we think he'll do! He doesn't even require a retainer - just some room-temperature water - put him in some and he'll start growing right away - and, within 72 hours, he'll be 600% larger! Once he's removed from the water, he'll slowly shrink back to his original size - use him again and again as your legal needs arise! Safe and non-toxic, but not meant for children under three, but hopefully they're too young to need one! Made in China Now! -Buy a Box of 12 and Save $6.00! Package Size & Price: Qty:	Close-Up Professor Freud's Pillbox This fine chrome pillbox closes tightly with a clasp to keep your meds safely inside. As you can see in the illustration, it is divided if you have trouble remembering which is the most important of your medications. Smartly gift-boxed and ready for giving, you might consider adding some Smarties candy inside as an added attraction. In fact, we'll include a package to make it easier for you! Fans of Sigmund Freud will love the caption, Don't forget to take your meds floating in a cartoon cloud above the professor, who is relaxing on his patients' couch! Of course, no drugs are included! Imported Price: $12.95 each Qty:
Close-Up Pop-Up Phobias Book Fear of heights, fear of spiders, fear of flying, fear of death, fear of clowns--everyone is afraid of something. And these pop-ups place you in the hot seat--whether it's the dentist's chair as the drill comes spinning toward you; looking over the edge of a skyscraper whose sheer face plummets thousands of feet to the sidewalk far below; or the window seat of a plane as the oxygen mask deploys, your drink spills, and the horizon line shifts to an angle that is suddenly, terribly wrong… Brought to life by outrageously macabre artwork and startlingly innovative pop-ups, The Pop-up Book of Phobias by Gary Greenberg is an engineering marvel and cult classic in the making--an offbeat treasure for your coffee table or for a gift (especially for a therapist friend)! Printed in China Price $29.95 each Qty:	Close-Up The Self-Destruction Handbook This clever little paperback handbook (160 pages) is a tongue-in-cheek, very satirical little look at life from an author who describes himself as a Scotch-swilling, Marlboro-smoking, relationship-sabotaging MWM. He enjoys walks on the beach, literature and good food. He is looking for: a small but vehement cult following (Adam Wasson). His co-writer, Jessica Stamen is an SWF with a kind heart, questionable morals, and a history of Oprah-esque weight fluctuation. She is looking for: a man. Welcome to the first book designed to help you not help yourself. Chapters include: • 12 Steps to a Drinking “Problem” • How to Lose Way Too Much Weight in 90 Days • Why Smoking is Cool -- And more! As you travel down the road to self-destruction, let this hedonistic handbook be your guide. It may steer you wrong—in fact, it’s sure to do so—but when being wrong is this much fun, who wants to be right? You'll probably need a therapist if you follow any instructions in here! Made in Asia Retail: $12.00 Our Price: $10.00 Qty:
Close-Up Freud's Prescription Art Rubber Stamp Just what the doctor ordered: a prescription rendered by Dr. Sigmund Freud himself. We think it is dated November 22 of 1919, but a Freudian slip of the pen might be misleading us into another philosophy. The image is about 2 inches high by about 1-1/3 inches wide. Stamps are made of the finest red rubber are mounted with the best foam cushion available on hourglass hardwood mounts. Unmounted stamps are uncut, ready for you to trim to your liking. Made in USA Qty: Style:	Close-Up Sigmund Freud's Watch Professor Freud brought you the 50-minute hour. Now we bring you the newly restyled Freudian watch. Perfect for analysts, patients, and anyone whose day gets befuddled by "shrinking" hours. Above his head, the professor dreams in a moving cartoon-strip cloud of people and things that traditionally haunt his patients with complexes. Don't get another complex, your Freud watch will tell time correctly, so you really won't really shrink time. Battery powered. One year warranty. Imported Price: $34.95 each Qty:
Close-Up Art Postcard of Sigmund Freud More Freud Selections From the collection of Michael John Burlingham, this 1938 photograph of Sigmund Freud was masterfully taken by Marcel Steinberger. We find Freud in a thoughtful pose a year before his death at 82. For a lighter side of Sigmund Freud (father of modern psychology), see our Sigmund Freud Flipbook (better than a trip to your therapist)! Printed in USA SilverCrow Classic Price: $1.25 each Qty:	Close-Up Vintage Prescriptions These fascinating pieces of Americana are prescriptions for lotions, capsules, tablets, liquids and the like - all to cure what ailed people of the past. These authentic scripts were written decades ago and will make very special additions to your collage/assemblage artwork. Each package contains 10 prescriptions for various items, signed by doctors and assistants for different cures. Each assortment is vintage and all contain lots of hand-writing (although some are illegible as most by a doctor's hand). Made in USA 5October2006 Not Returnable Vintage item - Limited Availability Package of 10 Price: $4.50 Qty:
Full Figure Close-Up Sigmund Freud Action Figure Celebrate the great achievements of the man responsible for modern psychotherapy with this Sigmund Freud Action Figure. Each 5-inch tall figure captures Dr. Freud in a pensive pose, holding a distinctly phallic cigar. Prop him on your desk or nightstand to inspire you to explore the depths of your unconscious and embrace the symbolism of your dreams. Made in China Price: $8.95 Qty:	Close-Up Today I will Nourish My Inner Martyr: Affirmations for Cynics Tonight, by moonlight, I will rake my leaves into my neighbor's yard. We laughed out loud when we opened this book. Then we gave them all away as gifts and had to order more! For therapy cynics, cynical therapists, and anyone who has enjoyed therapy alike, Today I Will Nourish My Inner Martyr is great fun! If you're tired of sugary-sweet affirmation books that ignore the pleasures of resentment and mean-spiritedness, or if you've been sipping too much chicken soup? Then this book is for you (and your friends)! Here are 365 splendidly bitter daily meditations that will appeal to the cynic in you. Nowhere else will you find such odes to self-absorption as: Today I will equate material possessions with love. Regardless of what other people say, my tendency to overreact and lose all perspective makes me a theatrically interesting person. Today I will make a new friend based solely on how he or she can further my career. Unlike me, the seasons serve a purpose. Imported SilverCrow Classic Price: $9.95 each Qty:
Close-Up Obsessive Compulsive Action Figure We all know at least one, don't we? Someone who is always double-checking, re-checking and checking again? This 5-1/4-inch tall, hard vinyl Obsessive Compulsive Action Figure is worried about whether or not you washed your hands before you pick him up. Just in case, he’s sure you won’t mind if he wears a surgical mask when when you walk in the room. Or even better, maybe you could just bump elbows with him. Now, as soon as he finishes counting those ceiling tiles, he can get started on alphabetizing all of your CDs (oops! we already did that here ourselves). His mini surgical mask is included and he arrives with his own special sanitary, hypo-allergenic towelette to clean off the figure before you touch it. Imported Price $8.50 Qty:	Close-Up Napkins - More Medication, Please Image Also Available as a Magnet What fun for a girlfriend get-together - these Anne Taintor cocktail napkins! The artist combines vintage images and tongue-in-cheek messages in a collage style that seems retro and modern at the same time. This 5 by 5 inch package of napkins, says it all: more medication, please Imported Package of 20 Price $5.95 Qty:

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