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Die Cut Sigmund Freud Flexible Greeting Card
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Send your mother, your lover or your analyst your innermost thoughts with this cool die-cut Freud greeting card! It comes with an envelope and a neato sticker sheet filled with traditional messages like Happy Birthday and even some quotes from Freud. such as:
The great question that has never been answered is, "what does a woman want?"
Neurosis is the inability to tolerate ambiguity.
How bold one gets when one is sure of being loved.
...and more...
Made in USA
6January2010
Price: $3.95 each
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Old-Fashioned Photo Flip Book - Freud
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"Better than a visit to your therapist!" Invite the father of modern psychology to listen to you as you flip through this little book. Dr. Freud smiles throughout your flip-session. What a fun gag gift for a friend, especially a psychologist!
Use our Sigmund Freud Art Postcard as an accompaniment, and you have just the right gift for your psychoanalytical friends!
Made in China
SilverCrow Classic, Re-Added 1October2010
Price: $4.75 each
Savin' Up For Therapy Tin Bank
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Of course, it's impossible to predict when you'll crack up, but it's best to be prepared. One coin at a time. It's for your future. It's for your best. Each tin measures 3-1/2 by 4-1/2 inches. This great design is based on the Original Cash Stash™ - old bandage tins and other cans. On the front, a reminder:
I'm savin' up for some therapy!
The 1-1/4 by 1/16 inch coin slot on the top is labeled:
CHANGE IS GOOD
One one side:
Life is confusing. One minute you understand everything, and the next it feels like it's all blown apart. In these moments, you may want to talk with someone, or just have them sit there and listen. Of course, it's impossible to predict when you'll crack up, but it's best to be prepared. that's why we recommend starting your own Psych Fund™. One coin at a time. It's your future. It's for your best. It's because we care...
Life is confusing. One minute you understand everything, and the next it feels like it's all blown apart. In these moments, you may want to talk with someone, or just have them sit there and listen.
Of course, it's impossible to predict when you'll crack up, but it's best to be prepared. that's why we recommend starting your own Psych Fund™. One coin at a time. It's your future. It's for your best.
It's because we care...
On the other:
A penny a day keeps the madness away.
There's an tin-capped circle opening on the bottom to remove your coins, unless...oh, well, never mind that.
16November2007
Was: $7.99 Now: $6.75 each
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Art Postcard - Living in Denial
This reproduction postcard was made just for SilverCrow! Based on those goofy postcards available on boardwalks and in vacation spots for decades, and using an image from one of the originals, our postcard provides a vintage feel to a contemporary state of mind:
I'M GLAD I'M LIVING in Denial
These are perfect for almost any occasion, especially to provoke a smile!
Printed in USA
3July2006
Price: $1.25 Each
Napkins - More Medication, Please (Package of 20)
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What fun for a girlfriend get-together - these Anne Taintor cocktail napkins! The artist combines vintage images and tongue-in-cheek messages in a collage style that seems retro and modern at the same time.
This 5 by 5 inch package of napkins, says it all:
more medication, please
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SilverCrow Classic
Price: $5.95 Per Package
More Medication Magnet
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Haven't we all had these moments, when we'd wish to say:
more mediation, please
-among all the stress-relievers, laughter just might be the best! So, this magnet might be just the medication you need!
Anne Taintor's magnets are often tongue-in-cheek funny, but we think this one is just fun and certainly kitschy. The artist combines vintage images and tongue-in-cheek messages in a collage style that seems retro and modern at the same time.
27October2006
Price $5.50
Art Postcard - Sigmund Freud in Simmering, Austria
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From a film still by Robert Burlingham, Jr, we see Professor Freud in what he probably wants us to believe was his normal daily constitution. The film was made around 1928 and certainly captures the famed psychoanalyst as a man of authority and self-confidence.
Price: $1.25 each
After Therapy Mints
These deliciously strong peppermints arrive in a therapeutic and reusable tin. - Get a fresh minty fresh flavor from these gourmet mints. The tin's advice:
This non-hysteria inducing confection to be taken orally, before, during or after session.
An image of Professor Freud ponders the psychotically good flavor while resting upon his fainting couch.
Made in USA or Imported
Price $3.25
Vintage Prescriptions
These fascinating pieces of Americana are prescriptions for lotions, capsules, tablets, liquids and the like - all to cure what ailed people of the past. These authentic scripts were written decades ago and will make very special additions to your collage/assemblage artwork.
Each package contains 10 prescriptions for various items, signed by doctors and assistants for different cures. Each assortment is vintage and all contain lots of hand-writing (although some are illegible as most by a doctor's hand).
5October2006
Not Returnable
Vintage item - Limited Availability
Package of 10
Price: $4.50
Professor Freud's Pillbox
This fine chrome pillbox closes tightly with a clasp to keep your meds safely inside. As you can see in the illustration, it is divided if you have trouble remembering which is the most important of your medications. Smartly gift-boxed and ready for giving, you might consider adding some Smarties candy inside as an added attraction. In fact, we'll include a package to make it easier for you!
Fans of Sigmund Freud will love the caption, Don't forget to take your meds floating in a cartoon cloud above the professor, who is relaxing on his patients' couch!
Of course, no drugs are included!
Price: $12.95 each
Pop-Up Phobias Book
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Pop-Up Museum
Fear of heights, fear of spiders, fear of flying, fear of death, fear of clowns--everyone is afraid of something. And these pop-ups place you in the hot seat--whether it's the dentist's chair as the drill comes spinning toward you; looking over the edge of a skyscraper whose sheer face plummets thousands of feet to the sidewalk far below; or the window seat of a plane as the oxygen mask deploys, your drink spills, and the horizon line shifts to an angle that is suddenly, terribly wrong…
Brought to life by outrageously macabre artwork and startlingly innovative pop-ups, The Pop-up Book of Phobias by Gary Greenberg is an engineering marvel and cult classic in the making--an offbeat treasure for your coffee table or for a gift (especially for a therapist friend)!
Printed in China
Out of Stock
Price $29.95 each
The Self-Destruction Handbook
This clever little paperback handbook (160 pages) is a tongue-in-cheek, very satirical little look at life from an author who describes himself as a Scotch-swilling, Marlboro-smoking, relationship-sabotaging MWM. He enjoys walks on the beach, literature and good food. He is looking for: a small but vehement cult following (Adam Wasson). His co-writer, Jessica Stamen is an SWF with a kind heart, questionable morals, and a history of Oprah-esque weight fluctuation. She is looking for: a man.
Welcome to the first book designed to help you not help yourself. Chapters include: • 12 Steps to a Drinking “Problem” • How to Lose Way Too Much Weight in 90 Days • Why Smoking is Cool -- And more!
As you travel down the road to self-destruction, let this hedonistic handbook be your guide. It may steer you wrong—in fact, it’s sure to do so—but when being wrong is this much fun, who wants to be right? You'll probably need a therapist if you follow any instructions in here!
Made in Asia
Retail: $12.00 Our Price: $10.00
Freud's Prescription Art Rubber Stamp
Just what the doctor ordered: a prescription rendered by Dr. Sigmund Freud himself. We think it is dated November 22 of 1919, but a Freudian slip of the pen might be misleading us into another philosophy.
The image is about 2 inches high by about 1-1/3 inches wide. Stamps are made of the finest red rubber are mounted with the best foam cushion available on hourglass hardwood mounts. Unmounted stamps are uncut, ready for you to trim to your liking.
Style: Mounted - $7.50 Unmounted - $3.75
Sigmund Freud's Watch
Professor Freud brought you the 50-minute hour. Now we bring you the newly restyled Freudian watch. Perfect for analysts, patients, and anyone whose day gets befuddled by "shrinking" hours.
Above his head, the professor dreams in a moving cartoon-strip cloud of people and things that traditionally haunt his patients with complexes. Don't get another complex, your Freud watch will tell time correctly, so you really won't really shrink time. Battery powered. One year warranty.
Price: $34.95 each
Art Postcard of Sigmund Freud
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From the collection of Michael John Burlingham, this 1938 photograph of Sigmund Freud was masterfully taken by Marcel Steinberger. We find Freud in a thoughtful pose a year before his death at 82.
For a lighter side of Sigmund Freud (father of modern psychology), see our Sigmund Freud Flipbook (better than a trip to your therapist)!
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