SilverCrow Creations - Curiosities

No-Tear Toilet Paper

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No-Tear Toilet Paper

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This was so silly, we just had to get it! There are no perforations on the roll and it is all stuck together. So, when the victim tries to use it, it tears in to tiny little pieces! This is great for a prank or gag-gift, but we suggest that you keep a regular roll close by for the real use!

Imported

5May2008

Compare at: $6.99 Our Price: $4.99 per Roll

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Message in a Bottle

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Little Message in a Bottle

More Shells & Sea

This little bottle is fantastic for a party favor - or even an invitation for a pool or summertime party (you can pretend it's a beach) or, of course a real beach party.

Along with a bit of sand and some miniature sea shells is a little scroll on which you may write the invitation, a thank you, your dreams, or anything! Although it will stay closed tightly with the cork, you might want to consider a bit of sealing wax to secure it - continuing the theme!

Made in USA

15April2007

Price: $2.50 each

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Paper Mask - Carmen Miranda

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Carmen Miranda Paper Mask

More Carmen Miranda

Bring a little samba into your life with this great Carmen Miranda mask. In 1946, Ms Miranda was the highest paid actress in the USA! Long associated with summer and spice, even Carmen Miranda's name brings a smile. What a lovely legacy for anyone!

This delightful mask rests neatly on your nose and there are ribbon ties to hold it securely.

The mask arrives flat and is simple to wear.

Made in England

15April2007

Price: $5.75 each

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Faux Eject Key for your Computer

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Faux Computer Eject Key

Of course it doesn't really work, but don't you just wish it did - at lease once in a while!?! This little button looks like it's a very special key - but, alas, it doesn't work - unless you want to get a few chuckles. It attaches easily - just peel off the protective backing and the adhesive holds it gently but firmly.

It is not just for computers - consider it in your car - you can pretend to eject annoying carpoolers. It will add a light-hearted touch to any situation or place where ejection might be warranted!

We tried it on a few things, and it came off easily. But please be careful where you place it, just in case!

Imported

27March2007

Price: $2.50 Each

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Do Not Smoke Ashtray

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Spiritual Entreaty Ashtray

Now we know this is irreverent, but the entreaty is excellent, all the same. Our heavy glass ashtray should easily affront the guilt of any smoker. The urgent warning, JESUS HATES IT WHEN YOU SMOKE is displayed with a picture. We tried it on a few hard-to-quit smokers, and each of them didn't smoke - at least near this ashtray.

The picture is on the reverse of the glass, so the image will not be tarnished if anyone dare use this ashtray.

Made in USA

SilverCrow Classic

Price: $12.00 Each

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Paper Mask - Clint Eastwood

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Clint Eastwood Paper Mask

Go ahead - make our day! You'll love this kitschy mask. What fun for a Clint Eastwood fan! The mask sits on your nose and there are ribbon ties to hold it securely.

The mask arrives flat and is simple to wear.

Made in England

30January2007

Price: $5.75 each

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Playing Cards - Half a Deck

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Half a Deck Playing Cards

Hey! We all know someone who's not playing with a full deck - now you can make up for it - here's the other half!

Fun for a joke, yes, but these are very well made, so if you really wanted to not play with a full deck, you certainly could!

Imported

26APR2006

Price: $8.00 per (half) Deck

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Rock 'n Roll Stars Paper Dolls

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Rock & Roll Paper Dolls

This was just too hard for us to resist! It is a star-studded paper doll collection spotlights 16 rock and pop celebrities:

Ricky Nelson - Diana Ross - Mick Jagger - Jerry Garcia - Janis Joplin
Cass Elliott - Eric Clapton - James Brown - Joan Baez
Chubby Checker - Sly Stone - Roy Orbison - Connie Francis
Aretha Franklin - Cher - Jimi Hendrix

Each star appears in two authentically rendered costumes.

Printed in USA

Price: $5.95

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Paper Mask - Gas Mask

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Paper Gas Mask

We would never suggest that you use this gas mask for protection. It is all in jest, we think! Made of hard mask paper and printed to resemble vintage chromolithograph printing, our gas mask mask is a sight to behold!

Elastics are on either side to attach on each ear. And a simply innovative trick with paper slits makes the filter appear as 3-dimensional!

The mask arrives flat and is simple to wear.

Made in England

17August2007 Updated

Was $5.00 Now: $4.50 each

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Magic Fotune Teller Fish

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Magic Fortune Telling Fish

Each of these little fellows comes in his own sleeve. He'll tell your love fortune simply by placing him in the palm of your hand! Instructions for interpretation are on the package sleeve.

Made in China

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Bacon Bandages - Metal Box of 15 Die-Cut Bacon-Shaped Bandages with Free Toy!

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Die Cut Bacon-Shaped Bandages

Bacon Strips Bandages Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a cold slice of a bacon-shaped designer bandage. And if a fancy bandage isn’t enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY!

And if a fancy bandage isn’t enough to dry up your tears and mend your ego, how about a FREE TOY!

The 3-3/4 inch tall (reusable) metal pocket tin contains 15 regular size sterile adhesive bandages (3 inches by 1 inch) adhesive bandages and a small plastic trinket to help make even the frailest ego recover!

Made in USA or Imported

Not Returnable

Price: $4.25

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Set of 3 Mini (2-inch) Wire Hangers

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Set of 3 Mini Wire Hangers

What fun for a fashion-themed project. Or, maybe you have mini clothes that will fit on these darling little hangers.

Diminutive but sturdy, you'll find all kinds of things to do with these!

Made in China

Package of 3

Price: $1.75

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Ugly Mannequin Head

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Reproduction Mannequin Head

Talk about a bad hair day! While this fantastic reproduction mannequin head is are great for displaying your wig or hat, you might want to consider displaying her on her own. She is either celebrating the 80s punk scene or suffering from a bad 1940s permanent. She measures about 10 inches tall, is made of hard vinyl and has realistic-looking eyelashes and hand-painted make-up.

Printed in USA

Updated 5September2007

Was $55.00 Now: $45.00 each

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Sushi Bandages - Metal Box of 25 with Free Toy!

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Sushi Bandages

Ouch! That smarts! After your debut as a chef at a Japanese Steak House,  treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer sushi bandage. Also perfect for those eel stings!

And if a fancy bandage isn’t enough to dry up your tears and mend your ego, how about a FREE TOY!

The 3-3/4 inch tall (reusable) metal pocket tin contains 25 regular size sterile adhesive bandages (3 inches by 3/4 inch). (7.6 cm x 1.9 cm) adhesive bandages and a small plastic trinket to help make even the frailest ego recover!

Made in USA or Imported

Not Returnable

Price: $4.25

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L'il Smokes - Mini Working Faux Cigarettes

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Miniature Smoking Cigarettes

You don’t want to have to run down to the corner store at 3 in the morning when your Smoking Baby or Smoking Monkey is out of smokes, so keep some of these little cigs handy. These tiny cigarettes are nontoxic, unscented incense wrapped in paper and contain no tobacco. Each measures about 1-3/8 inch long by 1/16 inch wide. You can also cut them in half if you are in need of even tinier cigarettes.

5 cigarettes are pictured for illustration only.

Made in China

SilverCrow Classic, Updated 26March2008

Price: 35˘ each

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Vintage 3D TV or Movie Glasses with Red & lenses

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vintage 3D TV/Movie Glasses

They still make these 3D glasses, but these are vintage. 3D lenses of red/ blue are typically used for interpreting anaglyph art. Used for viewing 3D comics, 3-D web sites on the internet, movies and TV, 3D games, printing and art.

We also have contemporary 3D Fireworks Glasses that refract the light making every little light appear more exciting.

Unknown Origin

Vintage item - Limited Availability

Price: $1.75

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3D Fireworks Glasses

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3D Fireworks Glasses

Whether you watch fireworks or gaze at a holiday tree, you'll enjoy the experience even more with our 3D Fireworks Glasses. The technical reason these are so much fun is the type of lens - the holographic refraction grating lens breaks the light points into the spectrum - creating fireworks or starbursts. But, mostly these are just fun to wear!

We also have Vintage 3D TV and Movie Glasses for viewing 3D created films and art.

Made in China

Price: $1.50 each

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Smoking Monkey & L'il Smokes

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Smoking Monkey

Babies Shouldn't Smoke Either

Now we know that real monkeys should never smoke! But our little (2-inches tall) ceramic fellow isn't a real monkey - whew! So ex-cigarette smokers can vicariously enjoy each of his puffs.

Each monkey comes with a pack of ten Li’l Smokes and he has another one in his mouth, ready to light up and smoke. The smokes are actually non-toxic, unscented incense wrapped in paper.

Refills are available, too! So, he won't have to borrow the keys to your car so he can run out in the middle of the night for a new pack! Because, real monkeys should never drive either!

Imported

Price: $5.75

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Wind-Up Parking Lot Goddess

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Parking Space Goddess

We're not sure she really works, but it's sure worth a try! Place this 2-1/2 inch Windup Parking Space Goddess Angel to your dashboard or console, and with proper homage and sacrifice you will find the perfect parking place.

Wind her up and she flaps her wings as if to lift your car above traffic and gently drop you into the parking space of your dreams.

We've heard tales of her warding off Meter Maids, but we can't substantiate them. She is made of shiny silver plastic. The back of the package features a prayer to offer the Goddess for best results.

Made in China

SilverCrow Classic

Out of Stock

Price: $2.85 each

 

Karl, The Pencil Monkey

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Karl, The Pencil Monkey

Don't mistake our little buddy for an eraser, because he refuses to work.

Each Karl is 1 inch high and is made of soft vinyl with a hole in the bottom to fit on the end of pencils, pens, paintbrushes or crayons.

Sitting pretty in his little fez, he makes a delightful appearance in any miniature curio display. You'll need more than one as soon as you see the smiles he prompts!

Made in China

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Nun Finger Puppet

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Finger Nun

Although a bit irreverent, you'll find our Finger Nuns lots of fun!. Each is made of porcelain-like hard plastic is about 2-1/4 inches high and can be used centerpiece for an assemblage dedicated to your Catholic School upbringing. Or, buy a handful for extended nun-fun!

Made in China

SilverCrow Classic

Price: $1.75 Each

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Pop Camera - Take 4 Pop-Art Photos at Once

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PopCam™

It’s not just a photograph, it’s a work of Pop Art!

The Pop Cam produces photos that mimic the image repetition and saturated color palettes of famous pop artists like Andy Warhol and Roy Lichtenstein. One snap of the Pop Cam takes four pictures in the span of one second and preserves them in four different hues on one single print.

Each 4 inch x 2-1/2 inch x 1-1/2 inch plastic camera uses any standard 35mm film (use color film for the best effect) and has no flash. With some imagination and a little experimentation you might capture that perfect Pop Cam picture that will lead to your fifteen minutes of fame. Instructions included.

35mm film not included.

Made in China or Taiwan

SilverCrow Classic

Price: $13.50

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Vintage Chenille Animals

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Vintage Chenille Animal Figures

Now, we're not really sure why these were created in the first place, but they are definitely unique! Each package contains a set of four chenille animals: [what we think are] a lion, a cat, an elephant and a long-eared dog.

Each figure's body is constructed of vintage chenille and a waxy-paper face is glued on front. The colors vary, but are mostly earthy tones of rust, red and forest.

Use these as is for package decoration, embellished ornaments and whimsical additions to your artwork....But better still, remove the faces and replace with vintage holiday scraps for extraordinary results!

Finding vintage chenille stems (pipe cleaners) is difficult and can be very expensive! And reproducing the vintage feel is time consuming and results are not always satisfactory, so save time with these little fellows!

Made in USA & imported

Set of 4

Price: $2.25

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Divorce Candle

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Divorce Candle

Help a recently divorced friend pray, cry, or celebrate with our slightly-irreverent divorce candle. These have been used in ceremonies to cleanse after a divorce as well as to gain courage to pursue a divorce.

Many shrines and retablos are devoted to the subject of divorce - now you can create one as well.

Standing just about 5-1/2 inches tall, the hand-formed candle is available in either red or black.

Consider this as well for other forms of dissolution.

Never leave candles burning unattended and use caution when burning any candle.

hecho en Peru

Price: $7.25 each

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Prophesy Board - Old Time Fortune Teller - Fun for All!

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Prophesy Board - Old Time Fortune Teller

Are you lucky in love or money or BOTH? Are you destined for a far-off land?

The Prophesy Board is sure to tell! This old-time fortune teller is quite the hit at parties, or alone - if you need a little boost!

If your fortune isn't in the telling, then consider it for the great nostalgic graphics!

It arrives with directions for at least 4 ways of divining the future, including one especially designed for lovers!

Made in USA or China

Price: $3.75

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Surprise Fake Arm - "The Arm"

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The Arm

Need a hand? We couldn't resist this clever arm...SilverCrow uses this to display playing cards when we attend trade shows!

Great idea for any occasion when it's important to lend a helping hand; or to thank that special person who'd give his right arm to help. Now you can give one back!

Hallowe'en conjures all types of appropriate situations for this delightful novelty arm.

Imported

Price: $8.50

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Set of 5 Vintage Tokens

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 Set of 5 Vintage Tokens

These are the "real" thing - game tokens, laundry tokens, transportation tokens. SilverCrow's assortment of five vintage tokens might have come from anywhere. When cool cash just won't do, use these cook substitutes in your artwork!

We think they'd make a unique alternative or addition to hand-made coupons for friendly tasks!

Made in USA

Out of Stock

Vintage item - Limited Availability

Price: $1.50

Set of 3 Golden Yin Yang Coins

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Golden Yin-Yang Coins

This is the same set of three golden coins symbolizing the ancient yin-yang that are included with our I Ching Cards. Each coin is 1 inch in diameter.

Made in USA

Price: $2.25 for 3 coins

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Better Quality Cockroaches

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Better Quality Cockroaches

These guys are the best for frightening someone! SilverCrow's resident cat and product tester, Omar, thought that he had a real prize! Instead, he ended up with a rubbery plastic surprise! These are about 1-3/4 inch by 1 inch with movable wings and shell, wiggly legs and antennae. Great for the perfect Hallowe'en gag!

Imported

Price: 35˘ each

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Crooked Playing Cards

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Crooked Playing Cards

These are really amusing! A regular deck of playing cards, but in zigzag format. What a laugh! But, we were surprised at how much easier they are to hold!

Available in random colors; please let us choose a deck for you!

Made in China

Price: $4.00

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Miniature Origami Cranes

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Miniature Origami Cranes

Mini Origami Cranes Fabric

SilverCrow's miniature Origami Cranes are handmade by a student from the San Francisco area.

She hand-folds each of these tiny one-inch cranes with the expertise of an origami master.

They are a delightful addition to a gift or a card and are fun just to have around.

Each crane is different as they are all hand made.

SilverCrow offers them to you in an assorted package of five miniature cranes. No two are alike, so please let us choose the color and pattern for you.

Made in USA
of Paper from Japan

Package of 5

Price:$4.00

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Shredded Money

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Shredded US Currency

How cool is this? A full half-ounce of shredded US currency. Use like shredded paper in a gift bag; add it to paper you're making yourself. Put it in one of our test-tubes and make a gift of it!

The US Department of Engraving is no longer shredding unusable currency. It is now being pulverized. So, soon shredded money will be harder and harder to find!

Made in USA

Limited Supply

Price: $4.50

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Finger Cuff

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Finger Hand Cuff

These Bamboo Finger “Hand Cuffs” are the same ones that have been around for years! Add one to your order just for fun! Let us choose a color for you.

Made in China

Price: 25˘

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Minature Calculator

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Miniature Calculator

This little calculator really works! The front cover flips up to protect the number and calculating keys. 2-1/4 inches by 1-1/2 inches. Assorted colors: please let us choose one for you.

Made in China

Price: $2.00 each

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Fortune Teller Game Postcard

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Fortune teller Postcard

Send your friends good fortune - or, at least a way to predict the future! This great little old-timey embossed postcard changes the receiver into a fortune teller!

The directions, which were obviously written before the women's movement:

Cut out the ARROW and stick a pin through its centre and the centre of CIRCLE I, let it turn and the answer will be YES or NO for whatever you ask and the number shows how often it has to turn in CIRCLE II, which gives the name of the Person you marry. CIRCLE III, his business CIRCLE IV, how many children you shall have in your married life.

Have some old-fashioned fun at a bridal shower or pajama party!

Printed in Hong Kong

Price: $1.25 each

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