| I will | I wont |
| says the bride... | says the groom... |
| *Freshen my face and brush my hair first thing in the morning. | *Come to the breakfast table without shaving. |
| *Wear neat shoes, even for housework; no run-down heels, or sloppy sports shoes. An no stockings with runs! | *Criticize Nancy's cooking, especially when I know she is trying to please me with something new. |
| *Do my face creaming and hair curling when Mike isn't around. | *Leave the bathroom in disorder: wet towels on the floor, faucets dripping and the toothpaste cap rolling around. |
| *Have my own razor, instead of using my husband's. | *Expect my wife to pick up my clothes and tidy up after me. |
| Keep plenty of clean towels and soap in the bathroom. | *Bring home guests to dinner without telephoning first. |
| *Have the morning coffee made promptly so as not to slow down Mike's day. | *Compare her housekeeping or cooking with that of anyone else. |
| *Keep the icebox well stocked so he can have a before bed snack if he has to stay out on late calls. | *Keep her worried and guessing when I am delayed, instead of notifying her. |
| *Never neglect housework for bridge, or feed him "bridge leftovers." | *Track mud in the house, or spill ashes around instead of using ashtrays. |
| *Look as pretty as possible when he comes home! | *Laugh at her, instead of with her, when she makes a mistake! |
