What a fun card for your smoking friends! This 5 by 7 inch blank note card arrives with a brightly colored envelope. Printed in on 10% post consumer waste paper, the front text reads: 'If I cannot smoke in heaven then I shall not go.' Mark Twain Artist Simon Drew of the UK has also illustrated the back of the card with another lovely duck sticking his head up through a cloud of smoke. It reads: A Woolley Ode Carefree and aimless a runner duck appeared, righteous pure and blameless others thought it weird. Leaving in a puff of smoke it never said a word never did explain the joke - elusive irksome bird.