Ever since we were little, we have LOVED novelty items. So when we can find vintage novelties, it's even more fun for us! We were lucky enough to find this vintage roll of real toilet tissue with a poem on each square. One reads:
Be at ease, As you sit, This paper's strong and will not split.
Another one reads:
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Please pull the chain, When you get through.
It might make an interesting collage element as well.