Professor Freud brought you the 50-minute hour. Now we bring you the newly restyled Freudian watch. Perfect for analysts, patients, and anyone whose day gets befuddled by "shrinking" hours.
Above his head, the professor dreams in a moving cartoon-strip cloud of people and things that traditionally haunt his patients with complexes. Don't get another complex, your Freud watch will tell time correctly, so you really won't really shrink time. Battery powered. One year warranty.