Our fun postcard is based on an advertisement of old reading:
TYPICALof theAVERAGE CITIZEN
HEAD ON=FULL STEAM=THROTTLE OPEN
ALL OTHER ISSUES OBSCURED IN THE COMMERCIAL RACE
FRIEND!
REVERSE YOUR LEAVER!!!
APPLY THE EMERGENCY BRAKE!!
LET YOUR ABSORPTION IN MATERIAL THINGS; THEDRIVE, AND TENSION AND STEAM; SUBSIDE FOR THE ONCE.LOOK OUT UPON THE HORIZON OF YOUR LIFE
WHAT IS A MAN PROFITED IF HE SHALLGAIN THE WHOLE WORLD AND LOSEHIS SOUL?
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