So, I never heard this quote. But, others here at SilverCrow did! They liked it, but not as much as I did. You see, I've not had my own kids, so I only remember being the teenager who needed such advice:
ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING HARASSED BY YOUR STUPID PARENTS? ACT NOW. MOVE OUT, GET A JOB, AND PAY YOUR OWN BILLS - WHILE YOU STILL KNOW EVERYTHING.
-John Hinde
Artist Simon Drew of the UK has also illustrated the back of the card as well - and we ALL love this quote:
'There are three ways to get something done; do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.' Mona Crane
The inside is blank for your own provocative message. Each card is packaged with a brightly tinted envelope that matches.